I couldn't sing the phone book if Randy Jackson paid me too. Hell, I can barely sing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" without toddlers booing me. Therefore, my critiques of the musical performances on American Idol hold absolutely no weight. But a wedding proposal? [insert record scratch here]
Maybe it's because I had a front row seat for this... (OK, clearly it was second row, but still.)
|Jake & Vienna in Saint Lucia|
|Jillian with Ed, Kiptyn & Reid in Maui|
Or, maybe it's because despite not seeing their proposal first hand, I saw these two fall in love and then helped them plan the wedding of a lifetime...
|(Cut me some slack people... I gave birth exactly 29 days later)|
But I do feel entitled to have an opinion on your wedding proposal- especially if it broadcast on live television. For that reason, I have not been able to get this image out of my head for the last 24 hours.
So while I mean not one iota of disrespect to Sir Ryan Seacrest, I must apologize in advance to Diana DeGarmo and Constantine, I mean, Ace Young.
First things first. It just me or does this not look like a skit from SNL?
|(Dear @Possessionista, the question is rhetorical, but WTF is she wearing??)|
Then, I put the terrible wardrobe, product placement and "butt mistaken for cheek" implants aside and looked for the beauty... the romance... the connection... But all I kept seeing was Ryan Seacrest wondering:
|WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE?|