|(Bachelor Pad, Season One, Roughly 4am)|
|A Pretty Standard Control Room: This One is For an Upcoming Show on VH1|
"How old were you when you first realized your parents were human? That they were not omnipotent; that what they said did not, in fact, go; That they had dreams, and feelings, and scars? Or have you not realized that yet? Do you still call your parents and have a one-sided conversation with them, child to parent, not adult to adult?"
I'd love to hear your thoughts on this... (comment section below: hint, hint)
I believe most of my conversations with my mom are adult to adult, but I definitely reserve the right to revert back to the decade of my choice at any point in time, which I am sure she enjoys.
As for my chats with my little ones, I hope to keep them one-sided for as long as humanly possible. I mean, honestly, who wouldn't want to receive the latest voicemail I marked as 'saved'?
"Hi Mommy. It's Emilia. I don't like your new colored hair, but... um.... I love you anyway.
Now come home."
Too bad "save forever" wasn't an option.