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Fully clothed children should always be permitted to take (non-bathroom) selfies. (However tweens, even if covered up like Nanook of the North, should not. It just looks creepy.)
So are selfies where you intentionally look as ugly as humanly possible in the hope that you can occupy your children for just a few moments while they play "count mommy's chins".
I also appreciate announcements of a new look, like this cutie with the caption "am I pulling off fedorable?" from @carinnjade at Welcome to the Motherhood.
New hair, new specks or a new 'stache (on a dude) all warrant a selfie blast. New boobs, on the other hand, do not.