Last night after I put the kids to sleep I caught Kiddo, our Elf on the Shelf, chilling on the couch watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Not that I can blame him... I mean, reporting back to Santa on all the naughty and nice that happens in my house is no easy task. But then, he just disappeared.
This is where I found him.
Then he ducked out for a smoke.
I figured he didn't want the girls to smell it on him because I saw him here next:
But then I realized the Victoria's Secret stuff had really taken things in a different direction than I had first suspected...
Unfortunately for Kiddo, that didn't work out. This is where I found him last.
I just thank God that I saw him before my daughters did, as this would be a really tough one to explain.