I loved Mindy Kaling's book, "Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)". She dedicates a chapter to the (self-proclaimed) narcissistic photos on her BlackBerry, which I loved. As a token of my appreciation for her, and for you, I am totally copying her fab idea.
Welcome to the first installment of "My Life: According To My Media Card":
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I have a cotton ball phobia, and literally thought someone was trying to kill me. |
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Anyone who says they don't take douchey self-portraits on the reg is lying. |
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A proud, proud day. |
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Yes: I FatBoothed my daughter. Don't hate. |
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Speaking of fat, this shot of Britney made me feel really, really good about myself. |
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#YouKnowYouLiveInLAIf |
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No, I am not tripping. I am at The Children's Museum. |
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Funny... if it were on his inner thigh. |
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Texted to my sister with, "good outfit, right?" |
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Love... |