So in celebration of Christmas 2012 being (basically) right around the corner, here are some suggestions for how to let your mommy-friends know you have no freaking clue how to shop for a baby.
|Hang with my daughter for the day after she has wiped out trying to walk in these and then we'll see just how "Heelarious" they really are.|
|Unless these are real diamonds intended to be cashed in for her college fund, please leave the blinged out paci for Baby Maxwell. Love for pacifiers is totally monogamous, and I doubt this is "the one".|
|If you buy my kid even one book of "1,000 Princess Stickers", I am totally doing this to your car. And your private parts.|
OK! OK! I'll give some positive reinforcement. If you buy any of these items, you get a gold star.
|365 days a year, 6 diapers a day, 3 years in diapers. You do the math (or, also buy me a calculator).|
|Six years of parenting and the only clothing I have ever needed to buy is PJs, but I get it. You'd rather buy my daughter her first pageant dress and have it be used solely as dolly wardrobe than the Dora pajamas she'll wear until they need patches.|
|Not Uncle Buck, but Uncle Puck. (And quick, before she thinks chicken fingers and mac'n'cheese make the world go 'round....)|
But please. While you're at it, don't forget Mom. My... I mean HER... list includes: