Still, the weekend got me to thinking as to what I would do with an Emmy if I won one. I began to envision places I would keep it in my home, and anticipated it could be a highly functional tchotchke.
I ran right out to purchase one, but failed at that as well. So, I bought an Oscar instead, and put him right to work as...
|A Spare TP Holder|
|A Banana Hanger|
|A Hipster Garden Gnome|
|An Accessory Display|
|Part of a Killer E.T. Reenactment|
|A Butt Holder|
|And A Shoe Horn|
Clearly the opportunities are endless, but I had yet to determine it's best use. Then Jimmy Kimmel came to me in a dream...
It's really difficult to pin down the exact monetary value of an Emmy (or Oscar for Catsitter of the Year). That said, I am sure I could find some idiot to pay a bunch of money for it on eBay. Then I would take that money and put it to good use in my Operation Christmas Child project, described here:
Congrats to all the Winners!